Cocaine Narwhal Meme — Limited Edition (FRONT)
The meme has taken a new form. Straight from the cold, dark depths of fact-checking hell comes the Cocaine Narwhal... the apex predator of your pseudoscientific nightmares. This isn't some happy Arctic unicorn. This is a tusked torpedo of rage-fueled reason, launched straight into the ass of misinformation.
That’s not just any apex predator... it’s a tusked torpedo of truth.
FRONT: The Cocaine Narwhal emerges from the icy depths to help the Katharsis II reach Flat Earth speeds that break physics with an unmedicated caffeine addiction.
Right Sleeve: Unfornicated logo, like a middle finger made of receipts. You don’t need a tinfoil hat when you’re armed with citations and spite.
GET TUSKED.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: contact@support.unfornicated.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Cocaine Narwhal Meme — Limited Edition (FRONT) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|