Redacted For Their Pleasure (Fitted)
Ever wonder what happens when truth meets censorship and decides to throw hands? Straight outta the FOIA vault and slapped onto your back: The Unfornicated Files t-shirt is your official uniform in the war against weaponized ignorance.
Wearing this means you’ve done the research, survived the comment section, and carry more receipts than a conspiracy theorist after an Amazon binge.
This isn’t just a design. It’s a classified middle finger to nonsense. Because if the truth hurts, this shirt’s a war crime.
More details
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: contact@support.unfornicated.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Redacted For Their Pleasure (Fitted) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|