Redacted For Their Pleasure Hoodie
Ever wonder what happens when truth meets censorship and decides to throw hands? Straight outta the FOIA vault and slapped onto your back: The Unfornicated Files hoodie is your official uniform in the war against weaponized ignorance.
Wearing this means you’ve done the research, survived the comment section, and carry more receipts than a conspiracy theorist after an Amazon binge.
This isn’t just a design. It’s a classified middle finger to nonsense. Because if the truth hurts, this shirt’s a war crime.
More details
- 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: contact@support.unfornicated.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.