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Conspiracy Trap Fitted Tee

$34.00

Step into the truth trap with style. This Conspiracy Trap tee lays it out plain: that rabbit hole wasn’t enlightenment, it was a mousetrap baited with a YouTube link and a smug “do your own research.”

Featuring bold vintage graphics on a premium soft tee, this shirt is perfect for skeptics, debunkers, and anyone who’s ever facepalmed at someone’s “independent research” sourced from a 144p video and a Reddit thread.

Back: The CONSPIRACY TRAP says what we’ve all screamed internally: “DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH” is just foreplay for being clickbaited into ignorance
Front: That clean, unapologetic Unfornicated logo, because you don’t need a tinfoil hat when you’ve got receipts. 
Right Sleeve: The Unfornicated icon watching silently like a disappointed NSA agent monitoring your cousin’s 3 a.m. conspiracy binge.

This isn't just a shirt. It's a walking rebuttal. A wearable eyeroll. A cotton-coated middle finger to pseudoscience and Dunning-Kruger delusions.

Buy it. Wear it. Let the trapped do their own research—into how you just made truth look badass.

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  • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
  • Black Heather Triblend is 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon  
  • Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Conspiracy Trap Fitted Tee Size Guide

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Size label Length Width
XS
27
16
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30

Our suppliers provide these measurements. Product sizes can differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

Start the tape at the collar's side at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder) and extend it to the shirt's bottom.


B Width

Begin measuring at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam beneath the other sleeve.

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