The Unfornicated Files: DECLASSIFIED (Relaxed)
Unseal the truth and wear it loud. The Unfornicated Files: DECLASSIFIED tee puts conspiracy clowns and historical whitewashers on notice.
Perfect for livestream lurkers, debunking warriors, and everyone who knows satire is the sharpest weapon in the war on disinformation.
This item has been DECLASSIFIED for public release. But you already knew that.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: contact@support.unfornicated.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Unfornicated Files: DECLASSIFIED (Relaxed) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|