Occam’s Razor – Cut the Bullshit Fitted Tee
If you're tired of theories that require more leaps than logic, it’s time to sharpen your wardrobe with the Occam’s Razor tee... the official uniform of people who prefer evidence over internet tantrums.
This shirt is perfect for skeptics, scientists, educators, and sarcastic realists who’d rather wield logic like a blade than play footsie with fringe theories. Whether you’re debating online or just silently judging at the grocery store, this tee makes your position clear: If it doesn’t pass the Razor, it’s probably just B.S.
Don’t just debunk it. Dismember it with Occam’s Razor.
More details
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Black Heather Triblend is 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon
- Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: contact@support.unfornicated.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Occam’s Razor – Cut the Bullshit Fitted Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16
|
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
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