Unforninati Deskmat
This isn’t a desk mat. It’s a containment zone for bad ideas. Park your keyboard, mouse, and dignity here while you calmly dismantle nonsense like it’s a hobby (because it is). The Unforninati eye stays on duty, even when the comment section doesn’t.
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
Care Instructions:
- Not machine washable
- Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
- Air dry only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unfornicated
- Email: contact@support.unfornicated.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 15.5" x 31.5"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.